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Old Jan 13, 2012, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #6501
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If its every hour

Who has a nice car?
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Old Jan 13, 2012, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #6502
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I consider my car nice--its paid for and runs well (and is all-wheel-drive)...my other car is pretty good too, but it hates cold weather and is 14 years old but runs well

is that too much information?
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Old Jan 15, 2012, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #6503
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No, we just need your ssn, age, and mother's maiden name to complete your profile...

Do you shred your important documents?
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 12:09 AM // 00:09   #6504
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yep...and have a pile waiting for me to get to them.


do you forget how to drive in inclement weather? (even when there is NO snow on the street---)
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 04:21 AM // 04:21   #6505
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no, once you go snow, you get cold, when you get cold, u turn on the heater, when youre constantly turning on the heater you learn to drive with 1 hand, when you drive with 1 hand on icy roads....well, you see where this is going...

do you see where this is going?
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 05:30 AM // 05:30   #6506
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not really....since most people are driving with NO hands (talking on their cell phone, putting on make-up, playing with their radio/phone, etc) most of the time....


how is that any different???
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 10:00 AM // 10:00   #6507
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because they haven't made fiddling with your heater/radio illegal yet.

whats the point of STT?(speech-to-text)
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #6508
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circumflex accent^
It's such a mouthful to say...

What's your idea of computers?
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Old Jan 16, 2012, 10:02 PM // 22:02   #6509
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Entertainment Purposes

How do you like them rechargeable batteries?
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Old Jan 17, 2012, 03:10 AM // 03:10   #6510
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they taste bad when you lick them

does this look infected to you?
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Old Jan 17, 2012, 07:50 PM // 19:50   #6511
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Nope, just the rash you had last week. It's okay, I'll prescribe this ointment for you, again.

What were you doing last summer?
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Old Jan 18, 2012, 01:22 AM // 01:22   #6512
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Cycling, I love cycling when the weather is hot (UK)

Have you ever cycled into a place where you have a security van pull you over (on bike)
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Old Jan 18, 2012, 08:57 AM // 08:57   #6513
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no, but ive had my bike stolen by guy in a van, which may have been the reason for that answer

why is this aftershave not in the bathroom?
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Old Jan 18, 2012, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #6514
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If I were a guy, I'd say I was adding a little spice to my daily life by not shaving the bathroom!!

What's with all the guilds?!
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Old Jan 18, 2012, 11:49 PM // 23:49   #6515
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what guild? *back gets cold*
q&a^
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Old Jan 20, 2012, 12:48 AM // 00:48   #6516
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My guild of no guilds

If you were an animal what would you be?
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Old Jan 21, 2012, 02:44 AM // 02:44   #6517
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alive.

How do you light a candle with no wick?
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Old Jan 21, 2012, 08:14 PM // 20:14   #6518
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With fart spray and a match

Have you ever farted on a match?
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Old Jan 22, 2012, 05:53 PM // 17:53   #6519
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cant say that I have


have you ever stuck your tongue to a pole in winter?
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Old Jan 23, 2012, 10:59 PM // 22:59   #6520
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Yes....... Regrettably...

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